A subjective person came along and
said, "I feel for you down there."
An objective person walked by and
said, "It's logical that someone would fall down there."
A Pharisee said, "Only bad
people fall into pits."
A mathematician calculated how deep
the pit was.
A news reporter wanted the exclusive
story on the pit.
A self-pitying person said, "You
haven't seen anything until you've seen my pit."
A fire-and-brimstone preacher said,
"You deserve your pit."
A Christian Scientist observed,
"The pit is just in your mind."
A psychologist noted, "Your
mother and father are to blame for your being in that pit."
A self-esteem therapist said,
"Believe in yourself and you can get out of that pit."
An optimist said, "Things could
be worse."
A pessimist claimed, "Things
will get worse."
Jesus, seeing the man, took him by
the hand and lifted him out of the pit.
--Author Unknown--
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